“Russian Unicorn” — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé

by roy on January 1, 2012

iTUNES LINK: tinyurl.com Original video here: tinyurl.com If that link is blocked, try this one: youtu.be Watch Michael Bublé share his thoughts on “Russian Unicorn”: www.youtube.com Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) RUSSIAN UNICORN I’ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called “Zazoom” He leaves his scent on people’s graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a cold one time, then I licked myself Why don’t y’all just float off Now you’re useless I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny There she go Now watch me flow Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We’ll probably do it on the couch While my roomie’s out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don’t come home A “Hot Pocket” for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato We’re here for too long We gotta run, ok? And trick those monsters so that they don’t shoot my left nut. I know you ain’t a bitch, cuz girl you kill it I pee-peed in your glove and soon you’ll start to smell it If your body’s a secret girl then you about to spill it When I count to three dismount Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We’ll probably do it on the couch While my roomie’s out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue I think that I ought to confess I drink …
Video Rating: 4 / 5

Tagged as: Bublé, Michael, reading, Russian, Unicorn

{ 25 comments }

1 DanielDominic39 January 1, 2012 at 5:21 pm: I? KNOW YOU AINT A BITCH!
2 Stonehope22 January 1, 2012 at 6:17 pm: i used to? pee pee in your glove, then i took an arrow the knee.
3 AnonymousViewer1 January 1, 2012 at 6:59 pm: Thumbs up if you enjoy the fact that Bad Lip Reading’s other hit, “Everybody Poops”, is playing as supermarket music in the background if you listen behind the chatter at the end of the video. I especially enjoyed singing it to? myself, “Everybody poops, and if they don’t, they’re an Android…” as the girl farts while walking past.
4 MrAnisaSuraya January 1, 2012 at 7:37 pm: Hey?
5 imnotsimon4824 January 1, 2012 at 8:01 pm: I? wanna shave that mustache then HAVE gellato.
6 valium97582 January 1, 2012 at 8:12 pm: I tried watching the original version.? It’s disappointing.
7 Zauberfloot January 1, 2012 at 8:32 pm: WHY is Zazoom around so many graves? Will we? never know?
8 thedancegang January 1, 2012 at 9:02 pm: I choreographed this video!!! You guys did an amazing job!!!!!!!!!!?
9 shaymeeyeball January 1, 2012 at 9:49 pm: OH MY GOD ITS THE? INTERNET!!!!!!
10 slyslayaslay January 1, 2012 at 10:36 pm: Michael should totally do this live at? a concert.
11 CelesteLynnK January 1, 2012 at 11:06 pm: So AMAZING! it fits perfectly. some of the song could actually be used to make a pop song lol other parts are just HILARIOUS. And? poor dog
12 Hallucinosis January 1, 2012 at 11:15 pm: Wait, this? isn’t the original? This one is better.
13 RulSaranghae January 2, 2012 at 12:03 am: 4:16 KILLS ME EVERY TIME >< xD?
14 Mathuect January 2, 2012 at 12:08 am: @MsBilboBuscus dont? forget saving baby giraffes by poisoning dogs…
15 fleek164 January 2, 2012 at 12:49 am: Damn? I love that russian alphabet
16 Mantrousse January 2, 2012 at 1:40 am: DJO.?
17 TheHelloKittyandme January 2, 2012 at 2:33 am: this song? should become hit
18 gaedikus January 2, 2012 at 3:32 am: This should be a? real song, it’s better than the one it lip reads from
19 yuna6109 January 2, 2012 at 4:08 am: this could acually be an rb sone no joke i am just waiting for it to be? on the radio
20 EliCity33 January 2, 2012 at 4:15 am: For a second? there, I thought it said “Kilroy Market” instead of “Killarney Market”. Woah.
21 MsBilboBuscus January 2, 2012 at 5:06 am: Happy Monsoon Day everyone! Lets celebrate by saving a mental kitty and? shooting Russian unicorns!
22 kolam22 January 2, 2012 at 5:14 am: I love how at the end there is a 8-bit? version of Everybody Poops
23 ocdfreelancer January 2, 2012 at 6:00 am: it’s a crime that this doesn’t have more? views
24 SnowyCapone January 2, 2012 at 6:46 am: baby we can shoot a russian unicorn but when i? count to three u got to dismount
25 themoj0 January 2, 2012 at 7:25 am: @thegarpling1 no? its his actuall wife.